Apparently I do not get a birthday picture on the family blog. Perhaps this is because I do not rank high enough on the family food chain to deserve the same recognition as the first born and the baby. Perhaps it is because I am the only one who actually came home for their birthday, and the powers that be see that as being "good enough" (though I do believe that the parents are more excited to see Aiden than me). (Sarah says that this last statement is truly justified since Aiden is much cuter than I am!!!!)
Personally, I believe that this terrible injustice has been performed simply because I am the MIDDLE CHILD. If I were in fact otherwise positioned within the family I might have been endowed with a happy (though somewhat scarring) picture of myself which could be joyfully mocked by all who stumble upon this family blog. But alas this is not the case and I am forced to sing a solitary out of tune Happy Birthday Song to myself. I hope you are all happy with the further emotional scarring that you have all inflicted upon this once happy individual. I will end my emotional, middle-child-syndrome-fueled tirade now and drown my sorrow in a bag of candy corn.
A pox on all of you,
Price
3 comments:
I am not having a pity party today! You have a great day everyday!
love,
mom
hey let it be known that your big sister and tennessee neices and nephew did NOT forget. Yes, we love you best! Happy birthday.
Ehh I could care less. I have no sympathy for you or your tyrant. You had a birthday and you got food and gifts quit your complaining.
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